Best Friend: Sad thing is that (six month) relationship was my longest until my current relationship.
Significant Other’s Little Brother: Don’t feel bad. Kelly’s been dating Andrew for like five years now.
And later on that night…
Little Brother: It’s not even a question of will they or won’t they at this point. You’re boring. Everyone knows you will. It’s just a matter of time. You’re going to end up married with 2.75 kids and a house and a yard and a dog…
(n) the application of sufficient flirtatious texts prior to suggestion of intercourse; necessary.
Rain, rain, go away so we can open the sunroof in a sleek AND stylish Ford with amazing comfort AND technology. Yes, AND Is Better even with a windows-down hairdo.
Negative anxiety and excitement and apprehension and sadness.
Leaving for Atlanta in roughly ten hours.